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Quando eu era criança na fila do lanche:

- Oi, posso ir atrás de você?

- Claro entra ae.

Pessoa atrás: Eu deixei?

Eu: Não mais ele me deu a trás.

Pessoa: Mais eu não dou a frente.

Eu: Então ele me dá a frente, e eu dou a frente pra ele.

Pessoa:

MUAHAHAH, BATE AQUI AMIGOOO 

(Source: trustintoyourheart)

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